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Of course. Haven't you ever heard of holy smoke?

2007-04-13 14:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0 0

I try not to answer in the words of others, but for this one, I have to refer my honourable friend to the prophet Bill Hicks:

I think when you get to the pearly gates, St Peter's gonna be like "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em", and I'll be
"Wow, you smoke here?"
"Of course, this is Heaven, man. Hell is where we keep the militant non-smokers, have a look down there for a second..."

"I can't believe what they do to their bodies and I don't wanna smoke their secondary smoke, it's disgusting, it's filthy, it's..."

"Wow, how hellish!"
"Exactly brother, now light up and come on in...Hendrix is on harp tonight..."

2007-04-14 08:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

Not in Heaven, but all of hell is a smoking "section"

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Believe IN the LORD JESUS

JESUS IS GOD

dave

2007-04-13 21:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by dave777 4 · 0 0

There is a smoking section but it's not in heaven.

2007-04-13 21:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 1 1

The smoking section is in Hell.

2007-04-13 21:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0 0

There used to be, but the jackass PC morons up there got it banned. I bet your grandpa is pissed.

2007-04-13 21:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, you can smoke anywhere you want.

2007-04-13 22:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes. And no lung cancer for anyone.

2007-04-13 21:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Amelia 4 · 0 0

yes and when it rains god is pissing on the world.

2007-04-13 21:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Oh Noes Communism! 2 · 1 1

If you want one, then yes.....

2007-04-13 21:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 0 0

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