2 peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.
2007-04-13 10:47:56 · 13 answers · asked by Courtney 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
assaulted
2007-04-13 10:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cheffy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One was a salted but did he really mean it? Does anybody want a peanut?
More importantly, how do peanuts walk?
2007-04-13 17:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It's an old joke,like a stale peanut.
One was ASSAULTED/ A Salted...
2007-04-13 17:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by jcha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pun. Peanuts are either unsalted or "salted". The pun is a play on the word assaulted.
2007-04-13 17:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Julie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the peanuts got assaulted. like mugged. not very funny.
2007-04-13 17:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by ShortStuff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some peanuts are unsalted some are salted it could mean asalted or assaulted
2007-04-13 17:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was funny the first time I heard it, but its just old now.
2007-04-13 17:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jill S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yeah, like assaulted. :)
2007-04-13 18:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by *Jenn* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!
A salted. As in... "assualted" or attacked.
2007-04-13 17:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lithium 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I get it
2007-04-13 18:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by K00LiSH [#1 Kings fan!] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋