What would Jesus think of trains?

Question

I was hoping to get n.umpty's view on this but his mother has obviously tucked him in bed for an early night. Expect he's dreaming of a Pullman by now.

Answer 1

He would love them. He would not, however, be quite so happy with some of the passengers.

Answer 2

Not sure about trains, but I bet he'd be thinking of getting someone to nail him to some sleepers.

Oh and I bet Pontius Pilate would make the trains run on time.

Answer 3

since he lived 2 thousand years ago he'd properly do a double take and run away screaming in terror.
i think the noise of trains alone would scare any1 from roman times

Answer 4

Jesus would probably think, " It's about time man invented the train, it took them long enough." " The train is nothing, just wait until man invents the flying train, I've seen it in the future, it's awesome!!"

Answer 5

He'd probably think them too short and discriminatory with two separate classes. (A whole first-class train would be nice.)

Answer 6

hed be fascinated at the gaint nails hammered into the tracks and he declare the trains holy

Answer 7

that they are the best form of travel because they can fit lots of people on and save the planet getting polluted

Answer 8

The same thing you would think if one of your younger siblings invented something cool. "That's cool!"

Makes it even cooler when you know the person and maybe inspired them.

Answer 9

Well, he would be happy about them and would take a job as a conductor, what better job to spread the word.

Answer 10

Not a huge step up from the donkey.