2007-04-13 10:34:14 · 15 answers · asked by jonesstv 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told.
2007-04-13 12:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe she didn't mean to do it. As long as she didn't purposely spill it on you, just get another cup or make your own coffee. Maybe she had to hurry. Punishing, yelling or hurting her will not solve the problem. They only make things worse because she'll find a way of getting you back somehow. Besides, all that anger is bad for your health. Stress can kill. So the next time she does it, just say, "Honey, be careful." and help her wipe up the mess.
2007-04-13 18:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by pretty_polynesian_baby13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be joking. Are you? If not, you need to see a therapist. You are angry at your wife for other reasons and you are using the incident of the spilling of the coffee as an excuse to get back at her.
2007-04-13 17:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy4JC 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she spills your coffee every day there is a problem. If not, you have the problem.
2007-04-13 19:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell kind of lesson you looking to teach?
2007-04-13 17:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Withhold sex fro her for a couple of months. That'll teach her.
2007-04-13 19:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab some paper towels and "teach" her how to clean up coffee.
2007-04-13 17:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
you're kidding right? "teach your wife a lesson??!"
I got nuthin!
she leaves and shakes her head....
2007-04-13 19:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by teritaur 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By being the epitome of perfection when you serve her.
2007-04-13 17:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
by making her breakfast in the mornig and telling her you love her.what do you want to do spank her?while that may sound like fun,remember she is your life partner.don't piss her off or you will regret it.
2007-04-13 17:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by kevin t 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋