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2007-04-13 10:04:11 · 31 answers · asked by Hot off the Press 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

horses:

Can horses live outside the Earth?
In my opinion, YES. This is because since God is resolute enough not to appear to us, she or he has to steal a horse at night to ride it on the moon or Jupiter and since I havent heard any story relating a lost horse, God must be bringing them back in the early morning. So we cant say for sure that God is a horse thief but we can say that horses can live outside the Earth. This is because no one finds his or her horses' corpses in the mornings.... This story must give us many clues about the universe and God's nature. God is not a FREAK creature at all.

2007-04-13 11:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Artistic Hand 2 · 0 0

Electric eel----because everyone is allways zapping each other with stinging words.

Hey, words hurt you know....like for instance..P I A N O especially when it is dropped on your head.

ps What's wrong with a robot mascot?...like MR. T. Servo or ...well you know...the other funny one.

2007-04-13 17:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0 1

Penguin

2007-04-13 17:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by rosbif 6 · 4 0

Bigfoot

2007-04-13 17:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by G.C. 5 · 3 1

in a perfect world, the Salmon of Knowledge, or at least the Salmon of Doubt.

sadly, a rabid wolverine or an ostrich would be more appropriate.

2007-04-13 18:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0 0

MMMMMMMMMMMe! I'm a pretty kitty! I'll do tricks!

Oh okay, I'll give a good reason. Because in a previous questions, cats were voted most likely to be devil worshipers or heathens or some damn thing.

So it's fitting.

2007-04-13 17:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

John Kerry

2007-04-13 17:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Templar 3 · 1 2

The tasmanian devil. The cartoon version. Sometimes Taz is sweet, but then boom in an instant for no apparant reason it turns on you. That's sort of like here, right?

2007-04-13 17:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 2 1

A monkey!

since it is the most talked about animal on here ^_^

2007-04-13 17:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bobby 3 · 2 0

How about a platypus with its eyes stabbed out...

See, the platypus would be the sign for the atheists/those that beleive in evolution, while the stabbed out eyes can represent those that have blind faith...

2007-04-13 17:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

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