no matter what religion you practice! even if you'are atheist, or what ever!! if you are a sinner!! you need forginess!!
the only requirement, to need Jesus is that you have to be a sinner!!
just fill in the blank
I______________________(your name) accept that I'm a sinner! and I need Jesus.
date______________
please print this section and send to:
P.O box 777
Heaven Way 0000
toll free number: 1-800- Iam a sinner!
2007-04-13 08:48:06 · 28 answers · asked by Not Of This World 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What is Jesus? I am serious...Is it a juice?
2007-04-13 08:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Christianity was the ultimate product of religious syncretism in the ancient world. Its emergence owed nothing to a holy carpenter. There were many Jesuses but the fable was a cultural construct. Nazareth did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs. Following a star would lead you in circles. The 12 disciples are as fictitious as their master, invented to legitimise the claims of the early churches. The original Mary was not a virgin. That idea was borrowed from pagan goddesses.
Scholars have known all this for more than 200 years but priestcraft is a highly profitable business and finances an industry of deceit to keep the show on the road. "Jesus better documented than any other ancient figure" ? Don't believe a word of it. Unlike the mythical Jesus, a real historical figure like Julius Caesar has a mass of mutually supporting evidence."
2007-04-13 15:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yet, only Christians will care about this question. For everyone else, it's a pointless question.
Did you know that you need the Tooth Fairy? Even if you don't believe in her, you need her.
Sounds ridiculous? That is much how the atheist will view your plea. Sorry, but it's a waste of time and effort.
Now, if you were to actually ask questions about the illusion of perfection within God or the flaw of Pascal's Wager, then we have something more interesting going on.
But simply saying, "Hey, fill this out," does nothing. It only reaffirms for those who already believe in that and causes those who don't to merely ridicule you.
2007-04-13 15:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rev Kev 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Point is, by most definitions, everybody's a sinner in somebody's eyes...
I say if you're a sinner you should first think if what you're doing is wrong. If so - stop. If not - carry on. That's what you really need.
2007-04-13 15:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by misiekram 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this all it takes? OK first let me go steal some things, murder some people and yell fire in a crowded theater. Then I'll fill out this stupid form and it will be a clean slate. Is that what you are telling us? Now I see the appeal of Christianity.
2007-04-13 15:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We are ALL sinners and fall short of the grace of God. What is FORGINESS??????
2007-04-13 15:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by Theban 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! A guy on the internet said it, so it must be true!
Even though his spelling and punctuation were shoddy, it wouldn't be on the internet if it weren't more valid than the beliefs I formed in 46 years of life, four college degrees, lots of reading, and world travel.
2007-04-13 15:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
If you hadn't told me, I would never have realised that I needed "forginess", so thank you.
By the way, what is "forginess"? It sounds tasty.
2007-04-13 16:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude! This does not work! Go take an interpersonal communications class! Now! Go!
Sheesh!
2007-04-13 15:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
rofl. No I don't. I'm not going to waste my time with something I don't believe in. I live life just fine without your fake religion.
2007-04-13 15:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, YOU need Jesus. Not me!
It goes even deeper than that.
For some twisted reason, you need me to need Jesus.
(can you make up a warranty form for my toaster. I lost mine and the toaster seems to be on the fritz)
2007-04-13 15:52:05 · answer #11 · answered by Klawed Klawson 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋