I like being a good person and all that jazz but I really don't want the eternal life thing.
It doesn't appeal to me in the least.
I would venture to say it deters me.
Could we work something out whereby I simply cease to exist?
2007-04-13 08:34:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I feel the same way. The thought of a yawning eternity stretching out in front of me with nothing but tiddlywinks and Marmite sandwiches to look forward to scares the bejesus out of me.
2007-04-13 08:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had a word with him and he says it's no problem.
He's arranged all the paperwork for you to fill in down at your local police station. Go there immeadiately and tell them you're "here to fill out God's paperwork".
Oh, and one last thing: he said that if the cheeky beggars pretend they don't understand what you're talking about, it's very important that you keep insisting!
2007-04-16 04:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same with me aaaalmost. I just want to see Heaven and come back to earth thereafter.. No more
2007-04-13 15:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is not your choice!!!
God created you to live forever and you can't change that.
But the choice you can make here on earth to either accept Jesus' gift of salvation and then go to heaven, or not accept Him and go to hell THAT IS YOUR CHOICE... und you better make it before it is too late.
2007-04-14 07:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by pinkrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deal or No Deal
sorry, couldn't help myself :)
2007-04-13 15:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by sparkles9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life without you would suck... so hush.
_()_
2007-04-13 15:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋