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Since it doesn't work SO well on living people. You've got to be prepared, that's what I say. I'm stocking up on baseball bats for when zombies take over the world, but in case I find myself disarmed, I'd like to know. Also, can you RNC a zombie? What would happen if I hit them in their solar plexus? Would an armbar be smart or no? What if I poked their eyes out or broke their nose? DON'T wanna get bit.

2007-04-13 05:23:00 · 8 answers · asked by R. Lee 3 in Sports Martial Arts

What if I kicked them in the nads?

2007-04-13 05:31:23 · update #1

Would it be better to roll with a kung fu, karate, jujutsu, or iaido crew? Or a combination? What are you supposed to feed a fencer?

2007-04-13 05:36:17 · update #2

Can I REALLY shoot flames from my mouth and stretch my arms and other body parts if I do yoga enough? I think that would be useful if I had to get through a crowd of zombies.

2007-04-13 05:42:54 · update #3

I cannot quite get the bicycle kick working for more than one kick. What am I doing wrong?

2007-04-13 05:44:19 · update #4

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For the best information to battle zombies, watch the movie "Shaun of the dead"

2007-04-13 06:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Frank the tank 7 · 0 0

I know that this question is just one of those goofy questions and most answers will be as well. But let me place a serious answer. First off Dim Mak does work. I do not say this because I think it does or I saw it once. I have not only had it done to me (many, many times) I have been on the giving as well as the receiving end of this. I will never attempt to change someones mind on this because you either know it works or you don't believe it will. But on a more goofy mindset, It wouldn't work on a zombie because it works off the energy or nervious system of the body, shutting it down. Like flipping a light switch. So if a zombie still had this energy system working it would. I've seen alot of zombie movies, I don't think this energy is in them. There serious with a touch of goofy.

2007-04-13 11:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Zenshin Academy 3 · 0 0

Dim Mak brings zombies back to life then you can do the 7 palms exploding heart technique to re-zombiefy them.

2007-04-13 07:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by zaphodsclone 7 · 1 0

Well, i know you don't do Kung Fu so how do you know it doesn't work well? If you don't think it works, let Master Scott Baker do it on you. A wing chun master. Your next year of life may not be so well lived if you even make it a year.

2007-04-13 06:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dim Mak works on zombies but it must be done anally.

2007-04-13 06:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by endo 5 · 1 0

Nope and neither will Spock's vulcan nerve pinch. Best way to kill em is to use a sword or a chainsaw and chop them into little pieces. You can also use expl0sives to blow them into bits and pieces.

2007-04-19 00:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 0 0

if you believe in zombies, then Dim Mak must work also. they go hand in hand together

2007-04-13 11:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 0 0

YOU ARE SO F***ED IN THE HEAD

2007-04-13 05:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Courtney B 2 · 1 2

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