I am afraid they are using the "Working out to the Oldies" DVD's to train their agents. How can I stop this insidious plot? Will they stop at nothing?
2007-04-13 05:13:38 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Stay the Coors? I'll drink to that.
2007-04-13 05:20:18 · update #1
So...does this mean....it can't be....Richard must be the leader. All this time he was hiding right under our noses...using his flamboyant cover. We should have known. No normal man should be that greasy and happy all the time. Their new uniforms will repulse yet mesmerize with their ability to circumvent the laws of physics. Could you imagine the absolute horror of their army...with its anthem of oldies playing as they cavort and shimmy their way to victory.....ahhhhhh!
Seriously, thanks for the laugh. Sometimes we need a breather from the serious side.
2007-04-13 08:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by Damon S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!!! you need to journey him with this one. perchance get him the DVD Gold sequence Set of Richard Simmons workout for Christmas or his birthday. Wow that's authentic distinctive strokes for various human beings. Richard is tremendously ridiculous. Sperming to perm head. F*&%King hilarious, solid luck on the 1st therapist appointment.
2016-12-29 07:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send them a thank-you note and offer to mail them your Christopher Lowell and Daffy Duck DVD: "Lisping To The Oldies".
2007-04-13 08:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good GOD... with the intrensic fitness training provided by Richard Simmons COMBINED with the powerfull music of the old days.... by God they are unstoppable..
See this people, these Jihadists are ruthless and will stop at nothing! ! ! The 3 biggest weapons in our arsenal are nuclear arms, the american GI, and Richard Simmons. Now we're down to our last 2...... adn you animals dont support the war.
2007-04-13 05:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by libh8r13f 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
(NOTE: This is a joke I read on the Internet.)
I once read an article on some website that had published some idiots letter to the President asking him to make a new law that would eliminate hijacking by Al-Qaeda terrorists entirely. The suggest policy was
"Make all the airlines serve pork for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I heard terrorists all hate pork."
Again, this article was written as a joke (I HOPE...)
2007-04-13 05:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you need to invade Iran and then you will find a whole workout dvd library and a secret Al Queda workout room. They got my favorite Jane Fonda VHS tape. I've already booked my flight.
2007-04-13 09:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by fanodabuff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Damn you al queda! I know how to help you, get more training DVDs then get a bunch of Fall out boy cd's. then put all your exercise dvds in the fall out boy cases. then put all the fall out boy cd's in the exercise cases.
2007-04-13 10:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look Iran is not with Al Queda and its not supporting it
so just leave us in peace and whatever u wanna do
2007-04-15 09:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hardest part will be catching them even if you know where they are.
... all greased up and glittered like Richard Simmons and what not.
Bummer.
2007-04-13 07:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by fredonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starla please do the world a favor and get a sense of humor. Come on you can smile! The worst the will happen is your make up will crack and you will need to reapply
2007-04-13 07:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by wicked wench 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋