2007-04-13 02:17:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I highly recommend doing that. Who knows, he may even give you a fatherly hair tussle after wards.
2007-04-13 02:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Klawed Klawson 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
2 points and a suggestion.
1 God is a spirit (Nothing to pat)
2 God decides who goes and who stays. (You may not get there)
Suggestion: Try your tactic on a local judge first.
Try reading Acts and Revelation first.
2007-04-13 09:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Only if you are playing "manly" sports.
On earth as it is in Heaven......
Get A Grip
2007-04-13 09:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You wouldn't have time.... as soon as you get there god would be all up on your junk!
2007-04-13 09:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Strange question from an Atheist!
2007-04-13 09:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Just don't let him think you're coming on to him, you don't want to be his b*tch for eternity.
2007-04-16 09:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would totally cop a feel!!
2007-04-13 09:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
urhh.. i wouldnt touch a mans ***, let alone gods
2007-04-13 09:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I dunno about doing that. Afterall, he's done a less than stellar job, but I sure wouldn't mind mooning him.
2007-04-13 09:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋