1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
2. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It’s speaking English
that kills you
2007-04-13 01:47:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superb!!
I'm crying here!
Loved it, not heard that before!
A * 4 U, well deserved
Tink xxx
2007-04-13 08:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Can't argue with your logic. Reminds me of an Irish friend named Paddy I had who studied 'Logic' at university. He was explaining the process to his friend, Murphy.
"You see, Murphy, " He started. "I like fish, so logically I must have a pond. If I have a pond then logically I must have a garden. If I have a garden I must have a fair sized house. Logically if I have a large house it must have several bedrooms. Logically if it has many bedrooms it's because I have children. Do you see how it works?"
"That's amazing." Says Murphy, "But I don't like fish."
"So what have you against kids?" Asks Paddy.
2007-04-13 01:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be the best Little Johnny shaggy dog tale yet. I in no way relatively loved the different ones, yet this made me snort. thank you for sharing this. you have made my day. You get a celebrity.
2016-10-22 01:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant pmfsl 10/10
2007-04-13 04:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha funny funny i like it,star fly away.
2007-04-13 02:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I think it is a matter of culture
2014-09-04 20:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny sorry it could be me being thick but I don't get it. Lol it's worse than last nights
2007-04-13 01:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
moral of the story write English but don't speak.
2007-04-13 01:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this one up on my office wall, I like it a lot, hehe
2007-04-13 01:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by KJA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, i love it 800/10
2007-04-13 02:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋