Genre: Marriage Jokes
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!"
The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
He says,
"I DONT'T CARE! JUST BE OUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK!"
2007-04-13 00:37:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it..still laffing as i'm typin.
2007-04-13 00:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by chantal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another guy rushes in and shouts to the wife "Hey, I just heard that Harry has made love to every woman in the street except one!"
"Yeah," Replies the wife "It'll be that stuck up cow at number 37!"
2007-04-13 02:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
2007-04-13 00:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!....CLASSIC.....10/10
2007-04-13 00:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee-Hee!
2007-04-13 00:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes lol 12/10 lol!!!!
2007-04-13 01:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-13 00:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really classic ha ha ha
2007-04-13 00:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one
2007-04-13 00:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey are you henny youngman
2007-04-13 00:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋