A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neighbour. Its great says the neighbour but does it have a bed in like mine? But your car is tiny says the man. Yes but watch this, the neighbour presses a button on his tiny car's dashboard and a bed unfolds. The man rushes back to the car showroom and demands a bed be fitted to his new car. The next day the man takes his huge car ( now fitted with a bed ) to show his neighbour but the neighbour is out. The man drives around looking for the neighbour and sees his car parked up in a lay by with all the windows steamed up! The man goes to the car and starts banging ion the window. There is no signs of the neighbour and the windows are too steamed up to see inside. He bangs again, and again and eventually the neighbour ( naked ) wipes a circle into the steamed up window. "What the hell do you want?"
"My car has a bed like yours!"
"What! you got me out the shower to tell me that!!!"
2007-04-13 00:28:09 · 9 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny...thanks for the laugh..
2007-04-13 00:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the time a particularly boastful Yank came to visit me. He looked at my house in it's garden and said "Hell, is this where you live? Why, back in the states it would take me two hours to drive my car around my house and gardens!"
"Yes," I replied laconically, "I used to have a car like that too!"
2007-04-13 08:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee
2007-04-13 08:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but alittle lame
2007-04-13 07:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by prettytony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny darlin
2007-04-13 07:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Must try and remember it...
2007-04-13 07:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-04-13 07:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ashna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile worthy...
2007-04-13 08:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by cil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmm...
2007-04-13 07:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋