The compassion of females....
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, and then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I
2007-04-13 00:20:12 · 15 answers · asked by XXkarlaXX 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to get up in the morning
YOU DON'T
2007-04-13 00:22:07 · update #1
thats funny....thanks for that.....put a huge smile on my face...lol
2007-04-13 00:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor barry! quite smart eh!
2007-04-13 00:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor barry
2007-04-13 00:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
u ran out of space
2007-04-13 00:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one before
2007-04-13 00:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice wife
2007-04-13 00:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! That was funny!
2007-04-13 01:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2007-04-13 01:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-04-13 00:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by tatty ted 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-13 00:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋