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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

2007-04-13 00:14:19 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

39 answers

I've actually heard a different version of this one,

It was a Church pastor going to visit the old woman, and when she went into the kitchen to make a pot of tea, he started eating the bowl of peanuts that were sitting on the coffee table.
When the old woman returned, he apologized for eating all of her peanuts.

She replied...."no problem...I can't chew them because they get caught in my dentures, but I just love the chocolate that covers them. "

8-)

2007-04-13 00:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by leslie_ed123 5 · 0 0

Cute. Life is funny. Stuff like this actually happens. One time, eating dinner at a friends, my cousin looked for something to catch the drip off the ketchup bottle. Their little boy said, "Just lick it! That's what we do!" Have a good day.

2007-04-13 00:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0 0

verry funny a star 4 u 800005000/10

2007-04-13 01:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0 0

Pretty boring heard alot better ones

2007-04-13 00:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by karazy69 1 · 0 0

Heard it before but made me laugh lol. i give you 10/10 :o)

2007-04-13 00:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ewwwwww
but lol too.
That was funny.

2007-04-13 00:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by Orange Lipbalm 3 · 0 0

wow! he's been chewing already. better accept the kind offer.

2007-04-13 00:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0 0

I've heard this before...
not too funny to me though :\

2007-04-13 00:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-04-13 00:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-04-13 00:16:25 · answer #10 · answered by tulip 4 · 0 0

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