One child told me
My legs are broken, I can't stop running.
2007-04-12 21:17:11 · 18 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I used to put my oldest daughter in time out and she would often throw herself on the ground and tell me she couldn't breathe. The corner was suffocating her. lol
and...
This is a terrible story but it's something crazy I'll remember for as long as I live.
When my oldest son (who is now going on 21) was about 3 years old, he stuck his hamster in our VCR and turned it on... Well, that was the end of said hamster.
And he wondered what had happened to his hamster... why it wouldn't come out of the VCR and came to me crying.
I asked him why on Earth would he do that to his pet?
His answer was: I wanted to see him on television, daddy.
2007-04-12 21:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was walking throuh the street and I was in the supermarket and a small girl came up to me and said "will you come to my birthday party?" I didn't even know her and then her mother, I think< came up to her picked her up and took her away she looked at me as though I was a pederfile lol.
2007-04-12 21:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by tantipj04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said to my Miss 3 "ask Daddy to do your pony tail" she said "oh no he doesnt know how to do a pony tail" and when I quizzed her as to why she said "because he has a penis"...still makes me giggle thinking about that even 13 yrs later.
2007-04-12 21:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I needed I ride someplace & my nieces 6 yr old friend asks: "Why can't you go yourself? I'll get my mommy's keys for you!" (I don't have a licence to drive)
2007-04-12 22:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kid once told me that his baseball glove talked to him at night, after everybody else was asleep.
2007-04-12 21:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by solarius 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been lots of things....
my nephew didnt want to get out of his high chair because of something about a robot dog. i have no idea what he was talking about but i let him sit there.
2007-04-12 21:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Not here 2 make friends 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol cute! my neighbors 3 year old told her he wanted a fairy granfather like me. lolol he was talking to my godson about all the stuff we do.
2007-04-12 21:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a goodone
my nephew cried out loud at me not to kill the fish!
2007-04-12 21:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son ask me how does his baby sister sleep inside my stomach? Is there bed in my stomach?...lmao..
2007-04-12 21:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son, when he was 3 once asked me..
Do you use Massengil? (in front of company)
2007-04-12 21:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋