2007-04-12 18:42:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because of the stapler juice.
Stapler juice makes you smell like blueberry gum and he loves blueberry gum.
2007-04-12 19:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hear that back in the day Ben was at Wallgreens and he was whistling a melodic tune and a man in a yellow poncho aproached him and repeatedly struck him with a baseball bat. As Ben retreated he ran very gazelle-like through the parking lot, hopping over cars and other objects that were obstructing his path. Anyways, Ben hopped in his car and drove away at the speed of light and just happened to crash a tree that apeared to be from the mesozoic era. This occurance in his life happened to scar him and now he is quite bitter and may inflict pain on you and many others using his 479 teeths.
2007-04-13 15:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by LITHA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is in training for Dare Devil 2, "Revenge of The Cheeky Monkey", and frankly there weren't any monkeys about. Lucky you. On the bright side, it does make you look thinner.
2007-04-13 05:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently Jennifer Garner isn't floating his boat anymore.
2007-04-12 18:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's frustrated by the fact that Matt Damon still won't return his calls.
2007-04-12 18:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're too cute to resist biting.
2007-04-12 18:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't know. why did Sean Penn steal all my 826
new's papper's?
2007-04-13 20:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by cheech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he can.
2007-04-12 18:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋