And the only thing in there is a lifetime supply of the food you hate the most, no cellphone (but if you did there's no signal), and the area is deserted so there's no people around and the only person there is retarded and he is also in the well with you.
2007-04-12 17:16:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and the retard spits alot, and its a small well, and he never stops talking about dairy items
2007-04-12 17:17:20 · update #1
I would kill him and eat him over a period of a week and then hopefully by then i would be found and then make a trillion on selling the book titled "How i ate the dairy man to stay alive".
I would be on Oprah and i would be part of her Book club.
I have it all worked out
2007-04-12 17:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually this sounds delightful compared to some of the days I have had lately. I would pull the well cover over the well so I could vacation a little longer.
2007-04-13 00:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would enjoy the food because I can appreciate what I am given, I could live without the cell phone because it is not a neccessity of life, being that there is no one around but a "Mentally challenged" person, I would appreciate that person being in there and comfort them in our last days, because lord knows with no one around to get us out of there, we would definitely die!
2007-04-13 00:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dammit... I hope this doesn't happens to me, but I guess the first thing I try to do is remain calmed, since if you start yelling for help, will get you kill right in the spot (the contraction of your lungs trying to breath to scream, will cause a obstruction of the oxygen path, causing you asphyxia instantaneously.)
2007-04-13 00:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ellesion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would stuff the cell phone with no signal into his mouth and just sing like I was part of the beach boys.
2007-04-13 00:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i would start by eating the retard then use his bones as spikes to climb out.
2007-04-13 00:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by jon a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be very careful,I got a violation today for using a word similar to yours.Just a word of caution-from a friend to a friend.Take care.
2007-04-13 00:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...wierd question...
this brings up the memories seeing live on tv when Jessica McClure. 18 mos. old I believe, fell into an abandoned well in Texas..back in the 80's
2007-04-13 00:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray
2007-04-13 00:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd skin him alive and make a rope with which to climb out from his flesh.
What? You were expecting a serious answer?
2007-04-13 00:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋