...it was hollowed out inside, and there was a little cricket playing a mean jig on an Italian fiddle, who stops, looks up at you and says, "hiya...care to dance a quick jig with me? hee hee hee.."?
2007-04-12 17:13:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omfg that would be awsome i would pick him up and he would be my best-ey friend-ey!!!
YAY!
2007-04-12 17:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would dance the meanest jig in the whole world, we would become the best of friends. Yeah Power to the crickets.
2007-04-12 17:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by GOD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though I have seen that kind of thing in dozens of cartoons I am still a skeptic, so I would not know what I would do until it actually happened. However, it is a fair bet that I would either contact tabloid television and newspaper people or simply have myself committed.
2007-04-12 17:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd slam it on the ground, step all over it while he plays on his italian fiddle to the sound of his legs breakin!!
Hey i'll be dancin like he asked! he he he he he he
2007-04-12 17:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by lovejrsmeat07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make millions off of a talking and dancing cricket and if he refused, I would threaten to stick his hiney on a fish hook.
2007-04-12 17:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder if he'd dance with the Warner Bros. frog.
2007-04-12 17:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would instantly contact my doctor and ask for a drug test because clearly I have been drugged with some form of hallucogenic.
2007-04-12 17:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by um-kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go fishing. Fish love crickets.
2007-04-12 17:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by qwiff_hunter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would refill the watermelon with Vodka and drink it dry again!
2007-04-12 17:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would go and check what was really in the meds I took this morning.
2007-04-12 17:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd dance with him and offer him a drink
2007-04-12 17:16:35 · answer #11 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋