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2007-04-12 16:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by mbeke.fanatico 2 · 0 0

Surely you jest. Young, old and middle age people of all races are beautiful. The best form of contraception is talking to someone like you who are truly ignorant. I don't care what clothes you wear or if your nude. When you get older you will see the true beauty in the human body and it has to do with your brain not just your body.

2007-04-12 23:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by ascendent2 4 · 2 0

Yes, I once cured a Peeping Tom who made the mistake of looking at me through my bathroom window. It put him off sex for life!

Anyway, I was always taught that the best contraceptive is an aspirin ..... held firmly between the knees.

2007-04-13 07:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0 0

Old people don't need to use contraception. Older women have already been through menopause so they are unable to have children. Therefore, no contraception is needed....

2007-04-12 23:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 1 0

You have not obviously seen some of the young people around here, 30st or more

Now me with my school girl figure i get mistaken for a 30 yr old on nudist beaches, so what happened to the other 30 yrs. lol

2007-04-13 00:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The most effective form of contraception is abstinence!!!

2007-04-13 03:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by alan h 1 · 0 0

Just looked in the mirror and would have to agree with you.

Give me 5 million and I will be a poster geriatric for you and put young people off sex for life!

2007-04-13 02:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1 0

Why would old people need contraception?
I'm missing something.

2007-04-14 12:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

its only parts the that get weathered that age, peoples bums for example, never really look 'old' as they don't get exposed to 50 years of sunburn.

2007-04-13 07:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by thunor 5 · 1 0

Your day will come, zippy. I'll be there to laugh at you. You're probably no prize right now - just think you are. Keep self-abusing - it's all you've got.

2007-04-12 23:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by Skeff 6 · 2 0

And how old are you?

Don't worry, us old people still enjoy life and more than you will ever realise!!!!

2007-04-12 23:48:12 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

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