2007-04-12 16:20:37 · 53 answers · asked by zinntwinnies 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Haha! I am laughing so hard! These are great!
2007-04-12 16:27:48 · update #1
you look fat
2007-04-12 16:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by indieassassin 6 · 9⤊ 2⤋
You should not talk to a woman in labor unless you are her doctor or her partner/husband/father of the child.
It's like someone talking to you while you are throwing up. It's just not cool unless it's important or words of encouragement.
That is one hard day's work and the closer to delivery it is, the less talking should go on. She will be too internal to give a sane response anyway. Simple yes and no is about all you should expect, not a conversation or jokes.
I've been there three times. Forgive any remarks she might make during the actual delivery and the few hours before. It's not a picnic!
2007-04-12 16:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by mim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm leaving you"
"I can see the head... OH MY GOD IT'S HIDEOUS!!"
"Hurry up"
"I'll be at the bar"
"It darn well better be mine!"
"So I suppose THIS is my fault too!"
"It'll be easier when we have our second""Yeah yeah I know it hurts! Just SHADDUP and get on withit!!"
"Honey, what colour do you think we should paint the living room?"
"This better be worth it"
"Oh so NOW you wish we'd used a condom"
"Jesus Christ that looks painful!"
"Hey, better you than me"
"Hurry up hon, your sister's giving birth to my other baby just down the hall"
"It's a boy! ...Oh no, wait a second, that's the umbilical chord"
"Can you do that again? I didn't have the camera in the right position"
"Feeling frisky?"
"Mind if my friend watches?"
"Think happy thoughts"
"9 months of bitching at me. Now you're paying for it"
"Yeah... um... about that condom..."
"Who's is it?"
"For Christ sake I pulled out waaaay early!"
"That's just sick"
"Did you really have to poop at the same time?"
"Honey, you're crushing my hand"
"Oh no, not another girl"
"Would now be a good time to tell you I'm gay?"
"You screamed louder than that when we were making it"
"Your vagina better shrink back to its normal size after this"
"Great. More bills."
"I can't look! Is it over yet?"
"Your vagina's tearing"
"Are you getting off on this as much as I am?"
"It hurts me too"
"This is the happiest moment of my life"
"When I get my hands on that bloody milkman..."
"I love you"
2007-04-12 16:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you are the cause of the labor....don't even think about telling her you'll be right back after the game is over...
2007-04-12 16:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it hurt?
Do you want me to stay?
Aren't you getting thirsty?
Can you spread your legs further apart like the nurse asked?
Is it OK if I take a little break and grab a bite to eat in the cafeteria?
Can I leave, I feel faint?
2007-04-12 16:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on now, it can't really hurt THAT bad. It's all in your head.
If someone had said that to me they would have found out what labor pain was really like!
2007-04-12 16:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by teashy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurry up , the game is on in 15 minutes
2007-04-12 16:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Could you hurry up and squeeze it out, my other baby's mother is in labor too, just down the hall.
2007-04-12 16:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Evil Girl Geniuz 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking that maybe, if you hurry up and pop that thing out of you, maybe we could go grab some dinner....Hey...do you think you could step it up a little? The restaurant closes in an hour...
2007-04-12 16:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are out of epidurals
Is Larry Burkehead the father of your baby too?
Is that a head or did you just poop?
Don't worry..you'll lose the weight once you have the baby...oops you already did?
2007-04-12 16:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Pain? This is nothing! Once I caught a line drive right in the jewels"
~ or ~
"So I guess we're not gonna do it""
They love it when you belittle their pain or act insensitive....make sure you're out of arms reach.
2007-04-12 16:25:31 · answer #11 · answered by Cochran 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋