2007-04-12 14:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Hockey
1) Find a bar where they are playing Red Wings action and throw a sakte at Dominik Hasek's head when he appears on screen. Or Lidstrom. Or Zetter.
2) Buy an Oilers Jersey with Kevin Lowe's name on the back of it, just to make the Oilers fans sad. Misery loves company.
3) Find a giant projector and play Conklin's Gaffe in the finals ad nauseum. Achieves similar effect to #2.
4) Go to Tampa Bay and count the number of hockey fans you see. You won't need more than your fingers and maybe a toe. This won't make you feel any better but it's really funny to mention.
5) Write letters to Ryan Smyth, asking him to PLEASE come home to Alberta. Subtlely mention that Kevin Lowe made him cry the last time he was in Edmonton.
6) Golf is always theraputic.
7) Set up a closed casket funeral. Wear a nice suit. To be funny, wear eyeblack and sunglasses. You'll be the man.
8) Have a Labatt Blue or two, just because that rhymes. Don't be too mean to your liver.
9) Yell at bandwagon fans.
10) Go onto Yahoo answers and ask for everybodys' pick to win the Stanley Cup.
Those are all very good ways to cope with a hard loss.
2007-04-12 17:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by JK Nation 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You won't need to. The Flames are going to come back and mob Cleary for his bull**** in Kipper, and then win game 2, 4-2. They will then win the two in the 'dome and win the series in game 6 in front of a sold-out, happy as hell Calgary crowd.
I'm eating Chicken Wings for breakfast on Sunday!!!! (how bout you?)
GO FLAMES GO!!!!
2007-04-12 22:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by flamesfanjosh 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You could do a good old fashioned Wake. I suggest including Flaming Sambucas.
2007-04-12 21:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by JuanB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont its not happenig
at the flames game against edmonton in the home closer someone had bought and islanders jersey the # 94 and the name EDM SUX
2007-04-16 18:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by calyard_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to mourn. Plenty of room here on the San Jose bandwagon. Come on...hop aboard!
2007-04-12 22:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by TDK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could go join the flames and make sure they dont lose
2007-04-12 21:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by dudeman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about self flagellation in the main square.
2007-04-12 21:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by MajorTom © 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tire tracks - as if you were run over by the winged wheel.
2007-04-13 00:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sheep Cloner 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
CRANK UP YOUR STEREO to the song" RING OF FIRE" BY JOHNNY CASH
BURN BURN BURN in a ring of fire!!!!
LOL
FLAMES SUCK!
2007-04-12 22:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋