Cause I sure don't want to go out screaming like his passengers did.
Got a quick one or two liner to share?
2007-04-12 13:32:38 · 11 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
-- Billy Bob Thornton
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
-- Jack Benny
2007-04-12 13:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God bless your grandfather and you. Death is strong, but not nessiarly a bad thing. I know if I had died, I would want people to feel happy for me. He's happy now. He might have no more life on Earth, but he dose have life in your heart. He's in a better place. He won't ever leave your side. Understand that this was NOT your fault. He's not really dead. He roams around you as an angel. God bless you.
2007-04-12 13:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly i'm able to talk from very own journey as my father died of lung maximum cancers and that i'm able to honesty say they did do each and every thing they could to maintain his discomfort to a bearable point each and every so often it is not conceivable to numb discomfort thoroughly whilst they are asserting make some one mushy it means they are going to do their superb to offer as lots drugs to maintain discomfort under administration each and every so often those with maximum cancers can circulate in comas whilst they are not wakeful and that i'm uncertain in the event that they know human beings they are asserting human beings get a feeling they are approximately to die i as quickly as observed this neighbour who develop into very ill with maximum cancers and that they appeared so healthful i stated my god he cant have maximum cancers and somebody stated to me he seems too solid he died some days later they are asserting the physique prepares the physique to die and that i'm particular the medical doctors will ensure you're able to have the means to respire maximum anybody is at peace i ask your self do you have maximum cancers sweetheart perchance i dont have the superb to invite you and that i'm sorry if i upset you ! mom nature is a superb element and god is often with us Cheers Angela
2016-12-29 05:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by porro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you are too funny. No,my only
"death" joke is a long story type.
2007-04-12 13:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too!
2007-04-12 15:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who didn't get that?? I guess not reading the entire question would of helped. lol.
2007-04-12 13:49:19 · answer #6 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wish i did, all o' mine are long...except , for example....take my wife.....please. once i had a friend who was bad to drink.... ( i'll just stop here) this one takes 45 min. just to TELL it, i sure ain't typin it.....
2007-04-12 13:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you probably will. sorry to hear about grandpa. good luck.
2007-04-12 13:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God only knows!
2007-04-12 13:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry that joke was way too old school.
2007-04-12 13:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋