I know they are felmale for sure. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
2007-04-12 12:53:41 · 38 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oops thanks for that havenwood
2007-04-12 12:57:32 · update #1
Hey supersinger5, i think you better do a reality check, lighten up.
2007-04-12 13:04:49 · update #2
Well mine is male, his name is FRED (Friggin' Ridiculous Electronic Device). When I push all the right buttons he makes me extremely happy and works perfectly for me. When he doesn't work right I want to rip his plug off...er I mean out! lol
2007-04-12 16:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine = "la maison."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine = "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
We may never know....
2007-04-12 12:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Male
2007-04-12 12:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male
2007-04-12 12:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Spanish version of the word computer is female. In Spanish every word has a gender. There are no "its" in Spanish. I think female is appropriate because you have to do everything their way or they go nuts!
2007-04-12 13:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by Tortillo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that they are both, and in the middle of the night they go to stripping clubs and they go home and make baby laptops, the factories dont do it they force computers into tiny room's till they do it,
2007-04-12 12:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jackie P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, but so not true. Computers are female when they are working right and make when they stop working and just want to sit there looking at you.
2007-04-12 12:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they're male because you have keep buying them more and more "toys" to keep them happy. They have to have the latest and greatest upgrades or they just aren't as cool as the computer next door anymore . . .
2007-04-12 12:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Sassygirlzmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some are males and some are females.
Mine is a female. Because it is efficient. My laptop is a male because it is slow and lazy.
2007-04-12 12:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MALE....cuz some are either too slow or else theyre too fast.....and like some males i know,computers just F**K things up!
2007-04-12 13:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋