I left the pub today,no drunk just a little tilt on me,i walked past this house where an old granny was sitting outside her house because it was a beautiful sunny day in Scotland...she was sitting in her chair with her legs spread wide for the whole world to see,i shouted 'Oi! Are you trying to catch flies' the next thing i knew was the Old Dear was tanking down the street waving her rolling pin above her head shouting 'C'mere you wee Git'...i was laughing my head off at her until she got close to me and i realised she was planning to do some serious harm to me with her rolling pin that i had to do a header over someone's hedge to get away from her.....
2007-04-12 11:47:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omg thats funny. i did get chased by a pretzel lady.
2007-04-12 11:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by monkeytroubleaj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you DID ask her if she was trying to catch flies, and when she waved the rolling pin and shouted, "C'mere you wee git," she was indeed venting her wrath on the said winged creatures, not you, you silly wee boy. You must have stayed a bit longer in the pub than you're letting on. You really must keep away from these dens of iniquity, son, they're doing you NO good, no good at all!
2007-04-12 12:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea I have been chased down the street by an old Granny waving a rolling pin, it wiz yer wife when she caught us in bed!
2007-04-12 11:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never, but when I was about 14 I was chased by a VW beetle driver with raw egg all over the side of his head. He was a helluva sprinter, but I was just a little faster...
2007-04-12 12:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
asked spouse for guidelines in her domicile city. Ended up attempting tocontinual a vehicle towing a caravan by a sequence of double doorways right into a procuring centre. ought to of been my fault as i did no longer clarify that as we've been the two sitting in the motor vehicle I meant tocontinual it to the holiday spot. no longer take a ducking bus!
2016-12-29 05:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i sure would like to be chased down the street by a granny with a rolling pin!! it sounds exhilirating
2007-04-12 11:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by kim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps next time, you would be better off putting your brain into gear, before opening your mouth, (and I honestly don't mean that in a nasty way). Enjoyed the story. !! xx
2007-04-12 11:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, no but I was chased out of my boyfriends house by his grandmother with a broom.
2007-04-12 11:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could say that I smell a rat, but on second thoughts could it be a fish? haha
2007-04-14 02:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was all part of the foreplay my love. next time stop and all will be revealed
2007-04-12 12:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋