If a friend emailed this too you, would you start cracking up?

Question

My friend said these were some conditions and I thought it was hilarious, am I the only one? [I changed their names but everything else is the same]

1) stop playing the popular-game and leaving me behind.
2) stop saying Joe is the only one with excuses, cause she's not. you have plenty of excuses up ur sleeve.
3) never leave me for Jason! again! or i'll kill you. and if u like him he doesn't like anyone... i found that out . ;)
4) we can still pick on Joe, but if me and Joe want ot hang out with you, you can't just start freaking out.
5) if u call me and hang up i will utterly and completely destroy you.
6) and yes i will still make stupid "sex jokes" with you.
7) you still have to argue with Joe a lot. I find it amusing,
8) you stop making such a big deal about me makign a big deal about u hanging out with Bob

Answer 1

Sounds like you need a new friend, to me. Not funny to me at all, except in the abstract. This guy/girl sounds like a stalker, and a control-freak. I'd lose him/her quickly.
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Um, I wrote the letter.... it was a "I forgive you.. and ehre are the conditions letter"

AND STILL, ITS NOT FUNNY.
=P

Answer 2

Sounds like you need a new friend, to me. Not funny to me at all, except in the abstract. This guy/girl sounds like a stalker, and a control-freak. I'd lose him/her quickly.

Answer 3

Yes, you are the only one.

Answer 4

Not particularly!

Answer 5

Joe is a she?

Answer 6

i think im missing an inside joke or two....

Answer 7

like where your head is at! ;o)

Answer 8

what the f*ck are u talkin about???

Answer 9

not really...