permission to speak oh mighty brutus...
2007-04-12 09:29:15
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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WAIT!!!! Sometimes GUYS need 2 know when 2 b quiet 2. Like when we are on an important phone call and he barges into the conversation or when we r trying 2 nap & he talks until we (women) decide the nap is not gonna happen or how about when we are having sex and he talks 2 much instead of doing HIS job properly and in a timely manner!! Get back under the covers baby!! ;-)
Mary in the small village of Onsted, Michigan
2007-04-12 09:37:56
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answer #2
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answered by maryannmccarthy2003 6
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heh bad call. if you're going to have a question about girls staying out, we're obviously going to stay in.
you know, i received this email about what guys really want girls to do:
"Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight"
2007-04-12 09:31:45
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answer #3
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answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7
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We girls, also like to watch football, play Madden and take power naps, the hardest is when we do try and take a power nap there you guys are asking for something, make me a sandwich or just make me (haha)
2007-04-12 09:32:08
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answer #4
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answered by re_nec_ 4
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Ok, I didn't listen I'm a girl and I peeked. You know what though? I agree with you. Everyone needs alone time, besides I'd be watching the football game with you.
2007-04-12 09:32:44
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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that's okay guys , sorry but couldn't help but to look inside this question and I am probably not alone. If they are home listening to any games they have a right to scream yell just as much as you guys. they can be fans. too. and if they want to take a nap too. thats okay as long as they are quiet when they are taking their nap. goes both ways.
2007-04-12 09:32:28
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answer #6
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answered by misty blue 6
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Yea but a lot of times guys do to!!! If Im tryin to watch something my husband has to grab the tv controller and flip the channel during commercials even if theres nothing he is watching.
2007-04-12 09:38:17
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answer #7
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answered by ♥ to ...... 5
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Ok, the ladies don't look thing made me want to look. I know what you mean man, I am pretty quiet but some of my friends won't shut the F up and I want to smack them. So we aren't all like that!
2007-04-12 09:31:09
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Believe it or not, women can be very knowledgeable.
I'll never forget my wife startling the crap out of me during a bowl game by shouting at the TV, "You called a draw on 3rd and 17?!? You're out of timeouts, you jack@ss!"
She's definitely a keeper.
2007-04-12 09:30:44
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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A power nap, for what using the remote too much? lmao
2007-04-12 09:35:56
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answer #10
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answered by momof3 5
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Now you nkow when u say ladies out, it means welcome. But honsetly, I think men need to shut up at times like now. LOL. Jk, but at times it is true. Some gurls love football!!!!! All I neede to say. K Bi
<3
2007-04-12 09:31:31
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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