The Master says: ' Igor go find me a Brain ' Igor has just selected yours,what do you do ?. cont.?

Question

To talk him out of lifting your skull cap, and convince him there's something very wrong with it.

It looks like Igor has been foiled by some imaginative efforts.
Shucks - If you want a job well done,do it yourself!. I appreciate the shoot first,ask questions later attitude some of you took.And there is a vacancy in my mad laboratory,if you have a hump the job's yours. But i'll award the points to Susan
for using her feminine whiles so cruelly
on poor old Igor he's sure to fall for that!

Answer 1

I would start talking seductively about my shoulder hump fetish. stuff like oil and how i love the feel of a well formed hump against my smooth skin. It might work. After all ,he is a man,isn't he?

Answer 2

I'd start doing my Groucho Marx immitation,sing"TootTooT Tootsie Goodbye" and then tap dance out the door. That should convince him that my brain ain't worth stealing! And if that didn't work, I'd tell him that I have a very Abby Normal brain.

Answer 3

hahahaha! That won't be necessary, all he has to do is ask me something and wait 30 seconds for my answer...I CAN'T REMEMBER! So, what good is a brain that is so FULL of information but its all crumbled up together?

Answer 4

Grab him by the testicles, throw him back in a full-out waltz-style dip, then ram my fingers squarely into his eyesockets while singing "Mr. Krinkle" by Primus.

That ought to do it...

Answer 5

i would suggest he go to the white house and try to get bush's brain! Oh, never mind! He wouldnt find anything in there!

Answer 6

He'll love my brain. Yours Truly, A.B. Normal

Answer 7

i would kick igor in his freggin balls,son
= )

Answer 8

tell him I'm 'abby normal' and hope for the best. lol

Answer 9

cross my eyes and drool

Answer 10

no