here's some examples:
[enthusiastically] i think i'll go get some chocolate!
would you just hold me?
hey hon, i feel like taking out the garbage...
now it's your turn!
2007-04-12 08:25:19 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, not your typical... it must be his time of the month. ;)
2007-04-12 10:02:43 · update #1
Do these pants make me look fat?
2007-04-12 08:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by " 5 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Can we see what's on HGTV during half-time?
It's a nice sunny day, why don't we work in the garden?
Crap, my belt doesn't match my shoes... I can't be seen like this...
I think we're going to have to cut down on some bills - let's reduce the cable channels...
I think I'm a little too old for an Xbox...
Take your time, I love waiting around in women's clothing stores...
You have become emotionally unresponsive to me and I don't think I should feel quarantined in my own home. Why don't we talk about where your negativity is REALLY coming from.
That thought provoking documentary really changed my mind on this issue - I don't think I want our family to eat McDonalds anymore.
I prefer the faux ivory finish over the antique white... it really seems to brighten the entire breakfast nook...
(I think it's much easier for gay guys to come up with these because they are all the statements that make straight guys avoid us like the plague but make women flock to us...)
2007-04-12 10:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1 I need a glass of wine and a back rub
2 does my butt look big?
3 do you love me?
4 did you watch Grey's Anatomy last night?
5 where the f_ck is the midol
6 no honey...you take the remote
7 sweetheart, you drive
8 baby, let's just spoon
9 I need to go shopping
10 Macy's is having a shoe sale..hurry, get in the car!
2007-04-12 08:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by Shelly 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why would you ever think I want to watch the Superbowl instead of taking you shoe shopping, using my credit card?
I know, those older, really good-looking bachelors, with lots of money, and no kids, have got it TOUGH without a woman.
Are you sure $10,000 is enough for your jewelry?
You're right. Let me stop buying any jerseys, beer, movies, books and food that I enjoy, because you have better taste.
Sure! Donate all of my clothes! Get rid of my cherished high school and college athletic sweats. Oh, and pictures too!
2007-04-12 08:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Its OK Hun i will wash up
What do you want for breakfast?
Grab a pen i will write a shopping list!
Where are the clean sheets?
Did you hear that, go and check!
Come on kids its bath time!
I am just walking the dog.
Shall we have your mum round for dinner?
lolol...this was a great question by way ;)
2007-04-14 08:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by delbolof 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.let me wash the dishes from now on. 2. of course i'd be happy to buy your feminine products 3. you know i'd rather clean out the garage than go to the superbowl 4. yes i would like to hold your purse while you try on clothes and shoes for hours
2007-04-13 18:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by music73ey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's a great guy, don't get me wrong - but I'll never hear him say..."Let's go out to dinner tonight". He's a homebody.
Just like he'll never hear me say, "Honey, I changed the oil in your car".
2007-04-12 08:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by tryingmypatience 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey baby.
Tonight I went and got smashed and f*cked every other woman I came across on the street.
Wanna have sex tonight?
2007-04-12 08:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Nordstrom's is having a 1 day sale!! - ahhhh, we must go."
"Sorry it took me so long, I'm just having the worst hair day and I had to shave my legs"
"My cramps are unbearable, I think I'm gona die"
"Honey I can't fix it, maybe we should call a repairman."
"No thanks, 3 beers is my limit."
"Babe, can we just lay here still and spoon tonite and talk about our future?-, I'm just to tired to make passionate love to you."
LMAO - ok this was too fun!
2007-04-12 09:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
honey... i actually dont know where im going... here... let me pull in and ask for directions...
you know what? the game really isnt that important. why dont we watch TV together and it doesnt matter what we watch as long as im with you...
I got a raise
2007-04-13 00:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would you like me to run to the store and pick up some feminine products for you?
2007-04-12 08:30:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋