a Ford Explorer, or trapped in a Ford Escape? i've had some time to ponder this, since i've been stuck in a snowbank for 3 days in my Chevy Avalanche.
2007-04-12 07:33:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I narrowly escaped being a human sacrifice when I had my Aztek, so I know how you feel.
2007-04-12 07:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not sure about the Explorer, but if I had to take chances....
I'd take Escape over Avalanche.. Sort of giving me an edge.
2007-04-12 14:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by appsptspcl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! that reminds me of something funny I read earlier today:
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the
initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus
drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds
a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph
is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And,
following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...
"The Apostles were in one Accord."
2007-04-12 14:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am lost in a ford explored and I just got un trapped from my ford escape OMG what should I do what should I do?
2007-04-12 14:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Average_JOE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
14 a year
2007-04-12 14:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lolo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a ford escape just crushed the top of my ford explorer and now we are stuck LOL----j/k
i don't drive such
2007-04-12 14:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Bailey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was terrible! im emailing this one to my grampa he loves jokes like this.
You would have to be pretty little to be lost in the exporer. but after a bad accident im sure its easy to be trapped in the escape.
2007-04-12 14:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fords suck....chevy Rocks
2007-04-12 14:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats why i drive a car. lol
not once did i get stuck in the snow. but i saw a lot of SUV's get stuck, arent they supposed to be stronger?
2007-04-12 14:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by LoverOfQT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere near as many as go down in a Cadillac Escalade! (Look it up)
2007-04-12 14:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by pingraham@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋