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Ok, guys bring out your favorite pick up lines!

2007-04-12 06:22:34 · 17 answers · asked by RC 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

Are we in the Matrix?...cuz you're the One.

2007-04-12 06:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

My personal favourites are:

I’m like reading a book. Anywhere you’d like, but I’m best in bed.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

2007-04-13 10:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by davidrobertcollett 1 · 0 0

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
A friend told me about that one.

But the first thing a guy said to me one time was "Are you white?" I was like "Am I white?" Lol I had no idea what he was talking about. then he's like "Mexican?" "What are you?" I told him and then he said "It's sexy".
It was rather uncomfortable for me. He didn't get my number to say the least.

2007-04-12 06:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 · 1 0

Girl, I'd drink your bath water.

Somebody call the law, she done stole my heart.

You look like a plate of yams with extra syrup!!!

2007-04-12 06:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

guy: is ur dad a drug-dealer?
girl: y?
guy: no1 else could hav created som1 as intoxicating as u!!


another 1:

guy:is ur dad a terrorist?
gal: y?
guy: then hw the hell he created an atom bomb like u?

2007-04-12 06:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by ky11 4 · 0 0

Funniest one i ever heard:


If your left leg was Christmas....and your right leg was Thanksgiving...can we get together for the holidays??


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2007-04-12 06:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by omorris1978 6 · 1 0

Theres a new country song (I'm not sure who sings it) But the title is "I wanna check you for tics" That's great

2007-04-12 06:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by Charisma C 5 · 2 1

r u wearing space pants? cuz your butt is out of this world!

if you were a booger i would pick you first.

2007-04-13 17:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by rickabamboo 3 · 0 0

Wanna make out?

2007-04-12 06:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by wheeliemasta 3 · 0 0

I lost my number, can I have yours? Lame, but I just can't think of any of the old good ones....

2007-04-12 06:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by pancakes & hyrup 6 · 1 0

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