2007-04-12 02:43:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Here's what you do. Go into a sleezy area of your town. Find a homeless person or hooker. Someone who won't be missed. Make sure they don't look to bad either. Then steal there head. To apply the head i would suggest the product, No more nails. Leave to dry then seal with a sealent. Use a lot of foundation daily to hide the the scar where your head joins oyur body. TAAAA DAAAA!!! Problem solved!!!
2007-04-12 03:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by caradoc1302 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you a starfish? If so, it should take about a year for it to completely come back. Keep the head in a safe place too, because even THAT part will grow a new body! And you will have a clone to help you with chores or to work for you while you sit at home and watch TV.
2007-04-12 02:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by BearBert 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even the greatest immortals (for those of us old enough to remember Highlander), had a little trouble staying alive after cutting off their own head.
However, you seem to have made it okay.
I'd say give it a week and if it hasn't stopped bleeding, put a plaster on it.
2007-04-12 02:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, there's good news and there's bad news. Bad news: it will never heal. Good news: you may now run for political office (provided you take said severed head and place it in a body orifice located at the opposite end).
2007-04-12 03:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Barb P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rub a bit of savlon on it, should be ok by the morning. Have a cup of camomile tea that should help with the pain.
2007-04-12 02:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a can of Great Stuff found in the hardware dept. you can form a new head, and it will hold all that gushing blood better....LOL
2007-04-12 05:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by K F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look on the bright side,dear, now you'll never have to deal with those annoying roots again.
2007-04-12 02:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take an aspirin and call me in the morning.
2007-04-12 02:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should heal before you need to dye hair again provided you used a permanent dye
2007-04-12 02:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stick a plaster on it and shove a cpl of paracetamol in ya stump...be just peachy by tommorrow ;op
2007-04-12 02:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by ¸.•*¨) Inked Barbie ¸.•*¨) 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋