2007-04-11 21:33:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lunchbreak
2007-04-11 21:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're out of the rotation for the moment because he doesn't have the time... If you'd like to get in on the deal somewhere nearby he still smites every third Wednesday on the second planet from Alpha Centauri.
2007-04-11 21:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're incorrect. in certainty, basically on the instant God and that i've got been having a effective little chat whilst i replace into sitting in my front room chair next to a bush, ingesting a margarita. He advised me he replace into going to smite you except you pass knock on his door so he can come into your coronary heart or some thing like that. Then he began making a music a mariachi music and that i found out he had swiped my Tequila. So whilst he by danger set the bush on fireplace I figured he replace into truly ****** up and that i did no longer might desire to take him heavily. So do no longer problem, you in all probability are not in threat of being smote (smitten? Smited? WTF variety of be conscious is that besides and what the hell is the previous stressful of it?). So do no longer problem approximately it...
2016-10-21 22:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually God 'smites' people all the time. It's just that, most of the time, they are unaware of it.
2007-04-12 00:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the Old Covenant God had judged and punished people during their lifetime on the earth. Under the New Covenant, only Jesus is given the authority to judge and punish people but only after they died and after His second coming. Therefore God does not punish people for their sins during their lifetime anymore.
2007-04-11 22:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by seekfind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we do enough smiting ourselves,he can just kick back & watch.
2007-04-11 21:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by sly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carpal tunnel syndrome.
2007-04-12 00:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps we should compile a hit list, just as a suggestion. Where is the suggestion box?
2007-04-11 21:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he gave it up for lent
2007-04-11 21:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what bout anna nicole and her son?
2007-04-11 21:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋