Ok, so there's this guy at my work and I really want to bump him off.
I don't have the money to fly myself to China, and do not speak Mandarin, Japanese or Cantonese, so I can not ask Pai Mei himself.
So does anyone here know a website where I can buy an instructional video to learn the "Five Finger Exploding Heart Technique" or an equivalently stealthy trick?
Please provide URLs. Thanks in advance!
2007-04-11 19:35:43 · 6 answers · asked by jlpubarch 2 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
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2007-04-12 00:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Ray H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I dunno bout a 5 finger expl0ding heart technique, but I do know a one finger expl0ding head technique that's been proven to work effectively....See you get yourself a gun point it at the guy, then use your one forefinger to pull the trigger and presto the head of whoever you wanna whack off explodes. The only problem with this technique is that anyone can use it against you too. So i suggest you just forget about it and let it slide.
2007-04-11 22:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 10:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this guy is serious, does asking this question here prove premeditation? *rhetorical question*
*laughs at the infomercial*
But you forgot that if he wasn't satisfied, he can get his money back, and keep the lightsaber as your special gift. lol
2007-04-12 01:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Humanist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, this is rad. Please tell me if you learn it.
2007-04-11 19:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Iconoclast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.
2007-04-11 22:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by DougieM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋