A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed..."
2007-04-11 19:24:14 · 15 answers · asked by JoJi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f***ing map again."
2007-04-11 19:24:50 · update #1
Ooooh Good one. I'm changing it to a Good woman for when I tell it.
Ok. It would be rude not to share.
A blond a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island and they find a lamp. They rub it and the genie pops out and says since there are three of you I will grant each of you one wish.
The Brunette says, I really miss my kids, please send me home so I can be with them. POOF she's gone back home.
The Red Head says, I really miss my husband, please send me home so I can be with him. POOF she's back home.
The Blond thinks for a bit and says, "I sure am lonely now. I wish my friends came back."
2007-04-11 19:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha. I've heard it before only a little different. It was a guy and his first wish was to build a bridge across the Atlantic ocean, and the second was to understand women. everything else was the same. I like yours better:)
2007-04-11 20:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as you said 'the right man' I knew the rest without reading it, this ones so old its got wrinkles and should be drawing its pension.
2007-04-11 21:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goodone.
2016-05-18 00:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that one is pretty funny. It would probably be funnier outloud than reading it.
2007-04-11 19:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. I like that HA HA HA realy I liked it.
2007-04-11 19:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. & Mrs, RICK & KRIS C & H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one 10/10
2007-04-11 20:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha a very good one! thank you for the joke!
2007-04-11 19:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes good one , a little bit of that in all us men::!!!
2007-04-11 19:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! hahaha!
That was really good!
Nice!!! :D 10/10
2007-04-11 22:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋