A religion based on the delusion of a female prophetess who went out in the desert and did some shrooms or microdots and had a wild "vision" that an angel came to her and said:
"Hey. You are the prophetess of God. Now go forth and spreadeth the word."
So sister girl mounts up, and spreads the word. But, she happens to be a man-hater deep down, so she makes "amendments" to the holy book the angel dictated, about how men must be beaten 7 times a day and only women can enter the worship areas.
Further amendments: The Prophetess (peace be upon her) finds the male smell disgusting and the sight of wrinkly balls offensive, so males are unclean. The must be covered up in burlap sacks only until they are needed to service a woman or do some grunt work for her, and even in the throes of hard labor, he cannot remove his burlap coverings in the presence of other women
Women get to be married to at least 6 guys. So society is matrilineal.
What would you call this? Sounds good to me
2007-04-11 14:42:08 · 23 answers · asked by crusadawannabe 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Keep in mind, the aforementioned "amendments" to this hypothetical belief system is based on a delusion someone had while high as a giraffes' @ss in the desert.
2007-04-11 14:43:37 · update #1
From your description it is the Muslim religion, only in reverse. Everything you said is what Muslim women endure today. With that being said I would call the religion "MUSLIM JUSTICE"
2007-04-11 14:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by ttpawpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was once a teen my mothers and fathers referred to as Jehovah's witnesses a cult. But I critically desired to be trained the bible and I had noticeable such a lot hyprocisty in faith that I was once became off via faith. Then the extra I found out I knew they had been the one ones telling me approximately a paradise earth. I needed to suppose why did Jesus say the meek could inherit the earth if it was once to not be a paradise. Why did Revelation five:10 say that people who cross to heaven will rule with Jesus christ over the earth. There was once to many matters however a number of individuals of my household stated, "some other faith" So in different phrases any faith however the correct one. That was once style of Satan's pondering. But the bible says the wide street that ends up in destruction, this can be a slender street that ends up in God's kingdom. If that's referred to as a cult it's higher to be within the correct faith than at the wide street.
2016-09-05 10:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by barra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nonsense.
2007-04-11 14:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Siign me up, I am a 76 year old stud muffin but I promise to do my best.
Hell, I grew up wearing burlap.
Edit to details, So I will need a ladder?
2007-04-11 14:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emasculatism...Saphicism?
2007-04-11 14:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by jake78745 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The religion would a sexual role reversal of Islam.
2007-04-11 14:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by wigginsray 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the part where the women try to enslave the men but forgot that men are most usually physically stronger. if you could explain that part i might call it stupid but right now its just down right retarded
2007-04-11 14:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan, Atheati Magus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was that guy who was opposite to Superman? That would be the religion on his planet.
2007-04-11 14:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Huddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>"high as a giraffes' @ss in the desert."<<
giraffes don't live in the desert.
2007-04-11 14:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be called "Giraffes in the air"
2007-04-11 14:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋