Dyslexic bloke gets invited to a 'Roman-style' fancy dress party. Took him ages but he eventually turned up with a goat.
Man goes to a fancy dress party with a c*n d*m stuck on the middle of his face. Someone asks him "What are you sposed to be?"
He says "F**k knows".
2007-04-11 13:51:52 · 10 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny! Good ones! lol!
2007-04-11 13:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very reliable! Have a megastar. here is one... *New Rule*:decrease than a million% of the inhabitants desires to be on the cellular telephone at any time. You act such as you're having an significant communication whilst everybody is conscious you're wrapped up in a myth the place you count. think of i'm incorrect? What have been your final 3 calls approximately?
2016-10-28 11:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-04-11 13:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i get the second 1 - the top one is the first joke on here i havent got :( damn!
2007-04-15 06:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one, thats clever. really sorry everyone but i dont get the first one.
2007-04-12 00:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one
2007-04-15 10:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by optical illusions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, best I've read today
2007-04-11 19:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
2007-04-11 14:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird....
2007-04-11 14:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by everything, ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
':I ok
2007-04-11 13:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋