A woman goes into a bar and starts ordering Budweisers. She drinks them all night long, and by closing time, she is really hammered. Then she proposes having sex with every guy still left in the bar. She goes in the back room and takes care of all of them.
The next day, she shows up at the bar again and starts ordering Budweisers again. Everyone wonders what she's gonna do at closing time - this time there are twice as many guys who stay around. And at closing time, she does the same thing.
The next day she comes in the bar, starts ordering Budweisers again, and by now the word has gotten around. By closing time the bar is still packed, and at closing time, she goes in the back room again. Takes everyone on.
The very next day, she comes back into the bar, sits at the same stool, but this time orders Coors beer. The bartender asked her, "You mean you don't want a Budweiser?"
She says, "No, those things really make my p***y hurt.
2007-04-11
13:49:45
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