The Drowning Man.
Theres a man drowning. A boat comes up and the person says "Are you alright?Wanna Come with me?" But the man replies "No God will save me." A second boat comes up and asks the same thing.
He replies "No God will save me." He dies from drowning and once he gets to heaven and asks God"Why didnt you save me?"God replies"I sent 2 boats for you Idiot".
Whos the Idiot?
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,"
Said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well actually I don't," said the student,
"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2007-04-11 13:30:21 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first one
2007-04-19 09:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
About two weeks ago I was talking to a Holocaust survivor, and he mentioned that he survived not only because of his will but because of luck. Then he told me that joke (i had never heard it before), and told me his actions were a major part of saving himself, he couldn't be like that man drowning at sea waiting to be saved by god.
2007-04-15 07:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by steelxibanez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one.
2007-04-19 09:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Caroline K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one.
2007-04-11 13:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Wardog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the second one is way better! But 10\10 on both A star for you!
2007-04-11 14:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one: Who's the idiot?
2007-04-11 13:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the second on but the first one was toooo funny ...ohhhh by da way i gave u a star....lol...still remembering...dis one will go for da good times section in ma life
2007-04-18 15:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by Priince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Who's the Idiot is the funny one.
2007-04-19 05:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by honey_bug_19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definatly the Idiot joke was much funnier
2007-04-11 22:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one better cuz' the second one i have heard just in different scenarios
2007-04-11 13:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋