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A woman sought the advice of a $ex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."

2007-04-11 13:06:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

The doc's right!

Mine are both 9 1/2!




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2007-04-11 13:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1 0

10/10

2007-04-11 13:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 3 · 2 0

every physique who judges a guy by skill of the size of their shoes or palms is down perfect stupid. valuable, having great palms makes a woman sense secure and stuff. yet to truly decide on in the event that they prefer a guy for the size of their palms/ft could be rather heartless.

2016-10-21 21:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OH boy this is very funny. the foot is the same size as the arm from the wrist to the elbow so hhmm.

2007-04-11 16:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0 0

Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-04-11 13:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

ur on a roll lol 10/10

2007-04-11 21:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny one juicy and I always judge a man by the size of his feet - don't you??? :) keep them coming

2007-04-11 14:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Another star for another great one! totally funny!

2007-04-11 13:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 3 0

haha ha

2007-04-11 13:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by shakey 2 · 1 0

medium

2007-04-11 13:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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