"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife
now has it too."
"Son of a *****!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
2007-04-11 13:02:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one :O
2007-04-11 13:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-04-12 04:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-04-11 20:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Shonda 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny 10/10
2007-04-11 23:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by salim a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
ive heard a similar one so wasnt as funny
but pretty ok joke overall
2007-04-11 20:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by Eddie K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-11 20:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny keep em coming girl ur on a roll!!!!
2007-04-11 20:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
its afamily affairrrr. its afamily afairrrr, sorry the song hit me
2007-04-11 20:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-04-11 20:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thank you very much maid!
2007-04-11 22:02:01 · answer #10 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-04-11 21:38:13 · answer #11 · answered by Gloom and Doom™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋