Italian guy "wen I finish makin aluv 2 my girlafriend, I go down and a gently tickle the back of her knees. She floats 6 inc above da bed in ecstasy!"
Frenchman "Zat is nothing, wen I finish with ze girl, I kiss her all the way down her body & zen lick ze soles of ze feet 1 She floats 12 inches of ze bed in ecstasy!2
Welshman. " That's nothing, When I finish riding me bird I get out of bed and wipe my k**b in the curtains & she hits the f*****G Roof!!!!!
2007-04-11 12:04:31 · 18 answers · asked by Tyanna-Daisy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oy Michael M I'm Welsh and don't do sheep but my hubby is a pig if that counts
2007-04-11 12:09:42 · update #1
Oy Michael M I'm Welsh and don't do sheep but my hubby is a pig if that counts LMAO
2007-04-11 12:10:00 · update #2
Welsh man bursts in to his bedroom, drunk as a skunk, switches on the light & wakes up his wife!
She rouses up to see he's holding a Lamb under his arm!
"Here's the PIG I've been sleeping with because you wont satisfiy me anymore!" he says
"Darling that's a sheep" she replies with a smug look on her face!
"Shut up" he said to the wife "I was talking to the sheep"
.x.
Cymru am byth!
2007-04-11 13:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy you want to see the bedroom ceiling darling,what a mess,it looks like the surface of the moon.
2007-04-11 12:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Naughty but funny! Ha Ha!
2007-04-11 12:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does he have to be welsh? Surely he would be getting intimate with a certain farm yard animal....
but you have a fantastic sense of humour, wish there were more people like you around! So many people are so uptight!
2007-04-11 12:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
hay I'm Welsh/America, dat is funny!
2007-04-11 12:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by denny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! they have to dope the gurlz up with ecstasy to get some!!! ROCK ON WELSHMAN!!!!
2007-04-11 12:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by ummm lemme think.... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still funny
2007-04-11 12:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by jackmeeko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-04-11 12:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I like that one.
2007-04-11 12:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by Peter the Squirrel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-04-11 12:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by sylar's girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋