=We got off the Titanic first.
=We can cry and get off speeding fines.
=Taxis stop for us.
=Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
=We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
=Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
=New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
=If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
=Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
=There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
=We'll never regret piercing our ears.
=We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
= We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
2007-04-11 12:00:34 · 9 answers · asked by Alicia 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cute! :o) Here's one I had emailed to me that's kind of similar (but on the other end of the spectrum):
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
2007-04-11 12:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rue true! Being a girl is a major plus! With a small minus though! (periods damn them)
2007-04-11 19:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least i dont get a period every month. im sorry but that sucks for you.
2007-04-11 19:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by SHELLTOE BISCUITS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo!
2007-04-11 19:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by SaveEggsCrackSmiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! lol!
2007-04-11 19:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough reason's already . hahaha
2007-04-12 17:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by abd alrahman i 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all true they do get it easy
2007-04-12 05:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats good and all so true!
2007-04-11 19:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i love those
2007-04-11 19:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋