A couple, married for 40 forty years, are revisiting the places they went to on their honeymoon. As they drove through the countryside they pass a ranch surrounded ay a deer fence. The wife says, 'Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did right here forty years ago.'
So the couple get out of the car and make frantic love against the fence.
Back in the car the husband says, "Darling, you went crazy out there! You sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since!"
The wife replies, "Yeah? Well, forty years ago that fence wasn't electrified.
2007-04-11 11:47:22 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It wasn't you was it fidgety?
What an electrifying experience but I bet it wasn't long before they came back to earth!(groan)
2007-04-11 12:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A brill joke 10/10
Try this one.....
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked. He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee.
He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars. He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
(Oh can I get 10 points too!!!!!)
2007-04-12 04:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-11 21:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done for balancing your jokes out tonight, i knew you would, cos youre that type of girl, Guess what? you got a star for this one as well. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-11 12:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supeer excellent. I rolled into a ball laughing.
2007-04-11 11:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol - bet well c all the guys takin their partners to electric fences now... still it was a great joke though :)
2007-04-15 06:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10! and a star! I loved it!
2007-04-11 14:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy, it's Funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-11 11:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whew!....hhahahaha
2007-04-11 12:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHOCKING.
Absolutely 'shocking'
lol. Yep, no 'sitting on the fence' with this one.
Good stuff.
2007-04-11 11:55:13 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋