2007-04-11 10:12:33 · 16 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, and not only that. The dinosaurs loved to masturbate and that made God angry. He first tried making their arms shorter (like the T-rex) but he soon found them rubbing up against trees, so that didn't work. Then he found that other dinosaurs were helping each other and he added two more horns to the Unitops (*making them Triceratops) so the two extra horns would poke the reciever in the buttcheeks, but he found that they actually enjoyed it more. (making that the earliest known case of S&M in the history of the world). That, my friend was the straw that broke the camels back, which led to the destruction the dinosaurs
2007-04-11 10:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by corujoj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No the Bible wasn't available to them way back then! Besides, most dinosaurs couldn't read any human languages.Ha!
One night at a dinosaur 'fair well to life' happening,that turned into an all night last farewell to earth drinking party, the lead singer, T. Rex and his band the Sauropods, decided to sing 'Bad Moon Risen' by J. Fogerty for the terrified audience! Worried by the strange ever growing light in their sky!!!
I see a bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
CHORUS:
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the right.
I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the right.
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the right.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the right.
God was not amused by the dinosaur band trying to steal J. Fogerty's song and decided to annihilate the dinosaurs and make way for mammals and the coming of Man!! Myth of dino demise as told by Old Truth Traveler
2007-04-11 17:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Old Truth Traveler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The giant fossils scientists find everywhere on this planet are put there to test the faith of the true believers. Dinosaurs never really lived, right?
2007-04-11 17:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by pschroeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no. dinosaurs wouldn't have been able to believe in the bible especially since there was no bible when the dinos were on the earth
2007-04-11 17:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the dinosaurs died after the flood either by atmosphere changes or by hunting. I believe the atmosphere was much richer back then, thus contributing to longer life spans and larger stature.
2007-04-11 17:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cyber 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, the dinosaurs were just too big to fit on the ark!!
2007-04-11 17:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he just got bored of them complaining. I'm serious. See, look at my face. Totally serious.
That, and he forgot to put up a meteor force-field around the earth. Oops! Well, we all make mistakes, huh?
2007-04-11 17:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, it's just that the door on the Ark (built by Joan) was too small for the dinos...
2007-04-11 17:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by crypto_the_unknown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God sucks
2007-04-11 17:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were taken away to make room for man! Also, to provide the natural resources that God knew we would need in the future! The Lord is an awesome God who provides for His children!
2007-04-11 17:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Marie 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋