Who can come up with the most ridiculous argument for God's existence?

Question

I'm thinking... the social behavior of dust mites combined with the 1st law of thermodynamics.

You can adapt old ideas, like the "non-slip surface" banana or the 2nd law of thermodynamics thing... but you can't just recycle them.

Answer 1

If there's no God, why are there "Good 'n Plenty"? I mean, without God, even if they were plenty, they couldn't be good, right?

Or how about this?

I know there's a God, because I speak to Him through my toaster.

Oh, wait, I just remembered, there's no toaster involved. But still, I speak to Him, so he must exist.

Answer 2

Aw, I was going to use the banana one. Or say that the Bible says so.

Okay, how about this.

My fingernails grow, very slowly. I make no conscious effort to grow them It must be that God sneaks into my room at night and pulls them out a little bit. They grow so slowly because God has to do everyone's each night and doesn't have much time.

Without God, how can you stupid atheists explain the growth of fingernails? Hmmm? I'm waiting...


Here's the absurd banana argument if anyone hasn't seen it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

Answer 3

No fair, you're using all them sciency terms that sound real important.
Can't you dumb the questions down a bit?
Something like " Which would be a better argument for the existence of God - the application of Ohm's law, or Kirchoff's Law?".
Easy stuff us partially edumicated folks can grasp.

Answer 4

didn't u ask yourself how did u exist? how the night enshrouding ?? how the day resplendent?and him how has created male and female.how did a tiny fly exist with this amazing and functional organs that r in a tiny tiny fly,I'm not going to give u an example of a large elephant no u r to way beyond that I'll give u an example of a tiny fly which we scratch it by our hand. do u know what exist in a mosquito???? search for it u'll see how amazing GOD created it all inside a small tiny insect. i think that's enough for a mind like urs to explain coz complicated issue for u is so hard to understand it "in the name of allha, the beneficent,the merciful. he is allah, the one! allah, the eternally besought of all!. he begetteh not nor was begotten. and there is none comparable unto him." the sincerity,the quran. so how came up with what!!! ah u'll know when the time comes "when earth is shaken with her(final) earthquake. when earth yieldeth up hey burdens,and the man saith: what aileth her? that day she will relate her chronicles. because thy lord inspireth her.that day mankind will issue forth in scattered groups to be shown their deeds. and whoso doth good an atom's weight will see it then. and whoso doth ill atom's weight will see it then" the earthquake, the quran. !!!!!!!!! sympathy Mr dude, sympathy

Answer 5

Why make them up, just read through old answers!

How about "If God didn't exist then how would I know Tom Cruise is going to hell and he smells like wee?"

Answer 6

My socks match. How could such order exist without an Intelligent [Fashion] Designer?

Answer 7

Pascal's wager. That better to bet on God because if you win you go to Heaven.
2 big problems--first, which god do you bet on?
Second, if god has the slightest bit of insight, he knows you're just making a wager of his existence, which would certainly not appease, say the wrathful god of the Bible.

Answer 8

The biological importance of the anomalous expansion of water. No wait... That's actually very good, and I am shocked that no theist has actually used it.

How about "Because I said so" ?

Answer 9

Here is a simple one, that certainly proves nothing admittedly,
yet is worthy of consideration. I once prayed for a dime...and guess what... a dime appeared in my hand.(true story).....sorry I did not give you time to guess.

Answer 10

"the most ridiculous argument for God's existence"

My Pastor said so and he is usually right.