I was working in a bar a few years ago. We had a huge prank war going on, the day before my prank that ended the war, I filled up a 10 gallon pail half full of water and froze it. I live in Canada and it was about -25C that day. Kitchen wasn't allowed to leave their station so we got their pop for them. Andy asked me for a pepsi, 1st mistake. I told him we were out and had to go to the other bar to fill it for him. I filled a shot glass w/ tobasco, stuck a straw in it, then saran wrapped it shut and put it in the bottom of a tall glass and filled it with ice + pepsi; he chugged. When he went outside to eat some snow (couldn't drink water fast enough) he saw that I had frozen his car to the ground that morning with about 3 feet of snow, froze his windows/locks shut, tires to the ground, etc. 3 days it was there. Just as well because that frozen half pail of ice then got his keys in the middle and the rest frozen on top. I won the war, all employees were banned from pranks. HA!
2007-04-11 06:35:08 · 4 answers · asked by giacarangi_99 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had a prank going for 9 years. Every year on my best friend Allen's birthday, I would have a female to call him and wish him happy birthday. Only thing is that the woman would NOT leave her name and she would talk very sexy. She would never leave too many details, just happy birthday and I look forward to seeing you soon. I would have them call his number during the day when he was at work and leave the message on his answering machine.
Later that night we would get together to celebrate his birthday and party and he would always be so shocked that he got this phone call. But the hard part was that he could not clearly make out to voice to see if which one of his female friends had called him to wish him happy birthday and if she was coming by his place later that evening.
The last 3 years, he started to suspect that someone was playing a joke on him, but he never expected that it was me. He would even let me hear the message and I would help him try to guess who had left this birthday message.
Finally the last year, I just couldnt take it anymore and confessed. We had such a big laugh over that prank and the fact that it had been going for so many years. It was never meant to hurt anybody and him being a curious person made it all the better. Guess what, he is still my best friend - Big AL.
2007-04-11 06:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by jr8551_us 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I committed several particularly brutal and gruesome homicides, and pinned them on a half dozen innocent people. Sweet, gentle people who never deserved a day's sorrow.
One was shot to death by the police. Another committed suicide in an insane asylum. The rest are serving long, long sentences in maximum-security prisons, and have lost everything. Friends, family, wealth, reputation, freedom - their hopes, their dreams, their lives.
In about another decade I'll spring the joke on everyone.
2007-04-11 14:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, some do not find this one funny. But here goes. i worked in kitchens my whole life, with mostly men. yes, the harassment was everywhere. now, when I became a chef, I was working at a place with mmostly men, who were my friends, many of us worked together for years. A new guy started, and he was talking to the guys about how he was gonna give it to me, and show me this and that, etc...And they told me. Well, i had enough of it when i was a cook, I wasn't about ready to stand for it as a chef, from a cook. So, I asked him if he wanted to hang out with me after work, get some cocktails. It was payday, and he needed to cash his check, but yeah, he would like to go. Of course, he told his bosses, who couldn't believe I was going to go out with him. I drove him to the bank where we cashed our checks, and then to the liquor store, where I bought a fifth of single malt scotch. We went back to his place, downed the scotch, and started with the bong hits. he passed out soon after, and I robbed his a ss. Needless to say, he never spoke of it again, and never talked sh!t about me again! And I never told my colleagues what happened...
2007-04-11 13:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, Idk know mine but thats awesome!
[x]melanieinuyasha
2007-04-11 13:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by melanieinuyasha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋