If the R&S regulars were all stuck on a desert island??

Question

Who would you eat first when food ran out? Based on personality not BMI!

Answer 1

since it is an island I will go fish ;)

Answer 2

Why am I on a desert island? Did I follow that mischievous cookie monster again?

I'd probably eat anyone that looked at me funny, better to eat than to be eaten I always say. Fishing would be the logical solution, but it's a desert island, who's ever seen trees in the desert, we'd have better luck eating someone and making fishing poles out of their bones and using their guts for bait.

Fireball can have the honor of being my pole, doubt I'll catch much with her anyway. I could use pancakes bones too...

Answer 3

I was hoping that this would be an interesting hypothetical. I never did like hypotheticals, as the premise is usually not serious, or based in something substantial. If you only stayed away from the eating of another person, none of which I know.

I suppose it was a joke question anyway. Oh well.

Answer 4

I was totally going to say the fat ones before your end comment. It is only fair to start on them, because their lives equal so many more calories than someone like me. I suppose that since most of the Christians on this board are from the United States, and therefore most should be at least somewhat overweight, I would be inclined to start with them. I think I would give the obese Christians a chance to run first, to play along with evolution and the concept of "survival of the fittest", but assuming that the fat Christians are neither smarter nor fitter than I, I would soon catch them, and we would have some kind of roast. I can't give a specific member who deserves to be eaten, and I would prefer not to eat anyone, but a few do come to mind.

edit: After reading the comments before mine, I am going to agree with above posters, and vote for roast fireball for a special desert island meal. Unfortunately, I think all the hot gas she is filled with would escape as soon as anyone bit in.

Answer 5

If I constitute a regular, I would teach you all how to fish, and if that did not work, sacrifice myself for you willingly.

I would not even make a transubstantiation joke.

EDIT: No, guys, seriously, trapped on an Island without medication and severely hypoglycemic and anemic and allergic to just about everything I'd be the last one worthy of survival. I've already passed my genes on. EAT ME!!!!!!

Edit again: Hot damn! The fishing could be seen as a Jesus joke! And here I was thinking cause it's trout season and I've got a HUGE rainbow sitting in the bathtub for after work.

Answer 6

Good question!

I'd eat schneb first, I think.

Then I'd organize the atheists into a tribal force, and begin picking off charismatic theists who might organize a resistance to being farmed and eaten by us. Women and children would die last, because they are easier to subjugate, easier to feed, and are in general better company.

Answer 7

I'd go fishing ! Then again my grandpa always said that squirrel meat was good eats --- just kidding-- I like bad squirrel he/she makes me laugh even if I don't agree with his/her views.

Answer 8

I can't because I'm a vegetarian but I'd gladly give up John the Jesus freak so the rest of you wouldn't go hungry! :D

Answer 9

I'd skin them and use their bones to build the frame of a boat and sail away in a leather kayak.

Answer 10

I'd have to eat Jim Darwin to seize control of mayor of the island. Sorry Jim, power corrupts, absolutely :*(

Answer 11

I was going to say jinenglish or zuazua00, who gave this sickening answer yesterday:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjgxL6mlIiNk_9AtYh95rrnty6IX?qid=20070410232801AAPCXmI&show=7#profile-info-4BKP3xd5aa

But they'd taste like shite. I would eat myself. And my cookie.