have u got any raisins? nope? how about a date... didnt work, heard it in a club, but made me giggle !!!
2007-04-11 06:04:47
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answer #1
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answered by KELLY F 3
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There are millions of bad chat up lines. The best one I know of isn't very clever, but it works. It's simply, "How was your day?"
It gets the girl to talk about herself and open up, but it isn't invasive, and it doesn't sound cheesy.
If the girl is interested, she'll open up and give you copious details about her day, giving you lots of opportunity to make a good impression by using your best "paying attention" pose on her. Look interested. Look concerned. Ask gentle, probing follow-up questions to indicate that you haven't just been nodding to everything she's been saying while checking out her cup size.
Try it. You'll like it.
2007-04-12 01:48:07
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answered by DiesixDie 6
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I have never used this one, but have often been tempted. Its likely to get you a slap in the face though.
Whilst waiting to be served at the bar, if there is an attractive lady next to you just do the following -
Look her in the eye
look down at your crotch
look her back in the eye
look down at your crotch
look her in the eye
look down at your crotch
Then look her in the eye again, and very dryly say "well its not going to suck itself"......
Brace yourself for a slap.
2007-04-12 01:43:20
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answer #3
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answered by Rich T 6
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I saw you once. I loved you so, and for a while it seemed-
Your smile that I did not know, I long ago had dream ed.
And in my dream you walked amid those stars that endless shine, and now forever wonder through the pathways of my mind.
At a party. She thought I was bonkers!
2007-04-11 06:12:01
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answered by Spiny Norman 7
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I know it's corny,but One guy used the old bellamy brothers song "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me".I had to go on a date with someone brave enough to use that line.
2007-04-11 06:06:22
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answered by Anonymous
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It was when i was about 16, in South Africa. It was to me. Are you feel hurting? No i said puzzled he then said cause you have been running around my mind all night i did laugh as it was a good effort.
It didnt work but was funny
2007-04-11 06:05:29
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answer #6
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answered by Pinkflower 5
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my hubby said to me wen we 1st met do u want to go for a ride on my bike i said yeah we had great day out them country lanes on a motor bike is really thrilling and we never been apart since 5 years on lol
2007-04-11 06:09:50
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answer #7
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answered by sarah-lou 2
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You ask the girl are those fake eyelashes nine times out of ten she'll close her eyes and touch them and you kiss her... and then get ready to run cos she will kill ya!!
2007-04-11 08:49:24
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answer #8
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answered by Pinky 209 2
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have u got any raisins? nope? how about a date... didnt work, gave it in a clubto this chick named kelly. made her giggle!
2007-04-11 06:07:10
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answer #9
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answered by derek_laurence 2
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nice bapps fancey a roll,it tends to work cause it aint crude
2007-04-11 06:08:00
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answer #10
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answered by CARL P 4
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