Jesus Christ, who only promises heaven for the believers and hell for the sinner?
Or Malcolm Knoxville V, who's buying the Tequila&Shrimp Clamatoes at CanCun's famous Booze Cruise, plus whatever may come??
2007-04-11 05:17:31 · 10 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville V 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, Reportbot, these are drinks, not food!
PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE!!!
I REPEEENT!!!
(The Booze Cruise rocks!!)
2007-04-11 05:24:06 · update #1
You don't have to deny anything, just follow me.
2007-04-11 05:27:48 · update #2
HMMMMMMMMM. Your offer is tempting, but would only be temporary. Jesus is forever.
2007-04-11 06:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus actually appeared before me, and removed all doubt from me,then I would follow him, but until that happens, you can find me in CanCun. When the catholic priests that have molested the innocent children are publicly punished by God or Jesus, himself, I may regain my belief that they exist, but they must be so busy, like the rest of the christians that they just havent the time to clean up the church before you all run off at the mouth about the rest of the world.
2007-04-11 05:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
M.K. V seems very tempting in the short term.
In the long term, I believe Jesus has a better offer.
Although, its not about living in heaven or going to a fiery hell.
Those are laughable ideas put forth by christendom ....and christendom is not Christian!
Where is our future according to Psalm 37:29?
2007-04-11 05:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the only one offering eternal life.
I did not see Malcom Knoxville V offering that.
But I would eat his food and maybe even a Corona or two as long as I did not have to deny God to do it.,
Peace!
2007-04-11 05:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ is the way.
2007-04-11 05:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by James B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
absolutely not. religions are nothing more than fairy tales written long time ago when people could not expalin nature and its disasters.
"where knowelage ends, religion begins."
--Benjamin Disraeli
2007-04-11 14:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by turk6060 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is alive! And His promises are the only ones that will absolutely come true.
2007-04-11 05:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Aristarchus 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Macolm sounds like a good choice.
2007-04-11 05:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus can promise nothing. He's dead.
I'm allergic to shellfish.
Quandary...
2007-04-11 05:20:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Malcolm, how nice of you !
2007-04-11 05:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋